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(847): View more from Illinois

Whats up?

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Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down

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Stay up. I'm coming home in a little

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Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you

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(847): Whats up? (402): Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down (847): Stay up. I'm coming home in a little (402): Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you http://tfl.nu/2oii

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(904): View more from Florida

Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'

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wtf?

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It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'

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(904): Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum' (1-904): wtf? (904): It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend' http://tfl.nu/kgyk

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(925): View more from California

Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up

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(925): Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up http://tfl.nu/uhz5

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(210): View more from Texas

this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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(210): this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life. http://tfl.nu/lflc

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(305): View more from Florida

I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.

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(305): I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry. http://tfl.nu/el5m

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(702): View more from Nevada

no you cant smoke seaweed

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(702): no you cant smoke seaweed http://tfl.nu/a9kv

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(812): View more from Indiana

Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue

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(812): Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue http://tfl.nu/ir9h

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(207): View more from Maine

I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.

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(207): I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/pgeg

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(612): View more from Minnesota

If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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(612): If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting. http://tfl.nu/7l1r

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.

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(402): I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted. http://tfl.nu/yox0

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(910): View more from North Carolina

shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.

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(910): shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose. http://tfl.nu/5ocp

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

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(630): I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room? http://tfl.nu/9f6x

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.

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(610): SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE. http://tfl.nu/afff

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(585): View more from New York

I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.

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(585): I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again. http://tfl.nu/lp5f

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(240): View more from Maryland

You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.

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(240): You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over. http://tfl.nu/m9ag

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