Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
im having a threesome with these popsicles
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.