yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it