we made out on top of his cat.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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