D3 body, D1 cock
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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