thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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