Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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