with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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