I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The ass gains better be worth it
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