I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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