I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
