She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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