actually, I'm a sock model
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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