better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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