The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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