my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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