Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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