I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
so explain again why im purple
no
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I would ride that face into the sunset
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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