Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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