i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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