she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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