Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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