Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I want to be your penis for a week.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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