Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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