I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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