i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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