You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Do plants get herpes?
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