just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I said "one day" and that day is not today
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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