My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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