I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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