It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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