; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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