This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Come on in and take your pants off
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