They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize
