Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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