I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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