I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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