Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I FOUND THE LEGS
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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