When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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