you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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