So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't deserve a penis
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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