yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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