check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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