remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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