You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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