Nicole vs. Life
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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