I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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