I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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