She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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