would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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