last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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