I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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