In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
