we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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