Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
