Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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