new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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